Earlier in a store, I started singing along to a song.
Jayvan: You know this song?
Me: Sure. This was my jam back in the day.
Jayvan: Who sings it?
Me: Mariah Carey.
Jay: Do you know her?
Me: I know OF her.
Jay: Is she your friend?
Me: No. She's a famous singer.
Jay: So she's at your office? You adjust her?
Me: No honey. I've never met her.
Jay: Oh, you could have just said that.
Store Employee: You've got an inquisitive boy there.